








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1611 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,481 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 662 | 27% |
| Smokes | 319 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 770 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 730 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $301,308 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 191 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antfistfirst | 71% | 24 |
| #2 | Mortal | 61% | 28 |
| #3 | Azrāʾīl (ملك الموت عزرائيل) | 48% | 120 |
| #4 | Playing 1 Handed | 47% | 19 |
| #5 | ★HittuLegend | 46% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Mortal | 61% | 28 |
| #3 | Azrāʾīl (ملك الموت عزرائيل) | 48% | 120 |
| #4 | Playing 1 Handed | 47% | 19 |
| #5 | ★HittuLegend | 46% | 35 |
| #6 | xX_FairyPrinces_Xx | 43% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xX_FairyPrinces_Xx | 35 | 0.0175 |
| #2 | Azrāʾīl (ملك الموت عزرائيل) | 9 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | ★HittuLegend | 7 | 0.0102 |
| #4 | Playing 1 Handed | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azrāʾīl (ملك الموت عزرائيل) | 139 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #2 | xX_FairyPrinces_Xx | 96 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | Antfistfirst | 44 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | ★HittuLegend | 35 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Playing 1 Handed | 29 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★HittuLegend | +10.40 | 95 | 42 |
| #2 | Antfistfirst | +2.07 | 75 | 46 |
| #3 | Mortal | +1.91 | 71 | 42 |
| #4 | xX_FairyPrinces_Xx | +1.31 | 56 | 25 |
| #5 | Azrāʾīl (ملك الموت عزرائيل) | -0.91 | 50 | 47 |





