








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 576 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 248 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 180 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5531 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,750 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6022 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6595 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4492 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4641 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,737,974 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 543 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TiLiLi | 57% | 121 |
| #2 | SmiLy | 55% | 104 |
| #3 | Mr Jack | 53% | 210 |
| #4 | Boah | 52% | 462 |
| #5 | Nano | 50% | 304 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Boah | 52% | 462 |
| #5 | Nano | 50% | 304 |
| #6 | Billy توكو بيلي | 49% | 140 |
| #7 | TONY TONIC | 43% | 84 |
| #8 | CarotteDansTonQ | 43% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nano | 82 | 0.0137 |
| #2 | Boah | 29 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Billy توكو بيلي | 15 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | SmiLy | 14 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | Mr Jack | 11 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nano | 1387 | 0.23 | 25 min |
| #2 | Boah | 848 | 0.09 | 22 min |
| #3 | Mr Jack | 400 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #4 | TiLiLi | 400 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #5 | TONY TONIC | 378 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TiLiLi | +5.75 | 87 | 52 |
| #2 | TONY TONIC | +3.51 | 72 | 71 |
| #3 | Mr Jack | +1.44 | 50 | 58 |
| #4 | Nano | +1.18 | 56 | 59 |
| #5 | SmiLy | +0.66 | 58 | 53 |





