








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 685 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 255 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




128 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4648 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,712 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7630 | 30% |
| Smokes | 7242 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5685 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5155 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $401,537 of utility $37 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 951 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GnoleCoriace | 19 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Mr Jack | 11 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | TONY TONIC | 9 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | SmiLy | 8 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | Billy توكو بيلي | 5 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GnoleCoriace | 679 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #2 | TONY TONIC | 476 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #3 | TiLiLi | 336 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #4 | Mr Jack | 329 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #5 | Boah | 276 | 0.09 | 7 min |





