








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 479 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 483 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




111 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5695 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,705 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2062 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2156 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2551 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3936 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,127,388 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 983 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 強い| baZZZIla | 68% | 95 |
| #2 | __fa1zef__ | 55% | 119 |
| #3 | 危険 | 𝐄𝐮𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐈𝐎 | 53% | 142 |
| #4 | ARSENAL MICNE | 52% | 123 |
| #5 | Peed Rila | 51% | 259 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ARSENAL MICNE | 52% | 123 |
| #5 | Peed Rila | 51% | 259 |
| #6 | MicroTenis | 50% | 110 |
| #7 | 『Roho』 | 44% | 48 |
| #8 | scared? almighty yhwach | 37% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peed Rila | 46 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | 強い| baZZZIla | 25 | 0.0132 |
| #3 | 危険 | 𝐄𝐮𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐈𝐎 | 21 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | ARSENAL MICNE | 16 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | __fa1zef__ | 15 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peed Rila | 552 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #2 | __fa1zef__ | 242 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | 強い| baZZZIla | 213 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | scared? almighty yhwach | 119 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | 危険 | 𝐄𝐮𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐈𝐎 | 90 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 強い| baZZZIla | +3.54 | 75 | 57 |
| #2 | Peed Rila | +3.37 | 71 | 71 |
| #3 | __fa1zef__ | +1.51 | 48 | 54 |
| #4 | El1ss_ | +0.15 | 63 | 43 |
| #5 | 危険 | 𝐄𝐮𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐈𝐎 | -0.05 | 33 | 47 |





