








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 398 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 84 matches | ||
| Wingman | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5731 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,721 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4510 | 24% |
| Smokes | 6653 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 3654 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3904 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $710,056 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El1ss_ | 55% | 119 |
| #2 | Iroto | 55% | 33 |
| #3 | 強い| baZZZIla | 54% | 319 |
| #4 | ARSENAL MICNE | 51% | 159 |
| #5 | Peed Rila | 49% | 306 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 強い| baZZZIla | 59 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | Peed Rila | 41 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | El1ss_ | 33 | 0.0136 |
| #4 | 危険 | 𝐄𝐮𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐈𝐎 | 31 | 0.0078 |
| #5 | MicroTenis | 21 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 強い| baZZZIla | 712 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #2 | Peed Rila | 625 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #3 | scared? almighty yhwach | 159 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | 『Roho』 | 149 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Iroto | 130 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Iroto | +2.84 | 91 | 54 |
| #2 | 強い| baZZZIla | +2.70 | 75 | 57 |
| #3 | Peed Rila | +1.89 | 69 | 69 |
| #4 | __fa1zef__ | +0.68 | 53 | 53 |
| #5 | 『Roho』 | -0.22 | 59 | 46 |





