








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 161 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1984 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,963 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 585 | 15% |
| Smokes | 895 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1582 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 901 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $565,779 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 強い| baZZZIla | 54% | 113 |
| #2 | El1ss_ | 50% | 110 |
| #3 | ARSENAL MICNE | 49% | 143 |
| #4 | Peed Rila | 48% | 278 |
| #5 | 危険 | 𝐄𝐮𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐈𝐎 | 48% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Peed Rila | 48% | 278 |
| #5 | 危険 | 𝐄𝐮𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐈𝐎 | 48% | 144 |
| #6 | __fa1zef__ | 46% | 128 |
| #7 | 『Roho』 | 45% | 84 |
| #8 | scared? almighty yhwach | 39% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peed Rila | 43 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | 強い| baZZZIla | 32 | 0.0140 |
| #3 | __fa1zef__ | 21 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | El1ss_ | 21 | 0.0093 |
| #5 | 危険 | 𝐄𝐮𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐈𝐎 | 19 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peed Rila | 619 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #2 | __fa1zef__ | 299 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | 強い| baZZZIla | 227 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | 『Roho』 | 134 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | scared? almighty yhwach | 131 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peed Rila | +2.84 | 72 | 71 |
| #2 | 強い| baZZZIla | +2.84 | 74 | 56 |
| #3 | __fa1zef__ | +1.61 | 54 | 52 |
| #4 | 危険 | 𝐄𝐮𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐈𝐎 | +0.02 | 33 | 47 |
| #5 | 『Roho』 | -0.28 | 53 | 49 |





