








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 196 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2640 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,220 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 182 | 3% |
| Smokes | 1890 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1874 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1274 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $339,783 of utility $42 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SteKo | 53% | 147 |
| #2 | El1ss | 52% | 123 |
| #3 | pApA_ Be1nya | 51% | 159 |
| #4 | cyberbebebe | 50% | 347 |
| #5 | Ricardo Cat | 50% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cyberbebebe | 58 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | SteKo | 40 | 0.0134 |
| #3 | El1ss | 35 | 0.0138 |
| #4 | -EugenIO- | 30 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | MicroTenis | 18 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cyberbebebe | 692 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #2 | pApA_ Be1nya | 326 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | SteKo | 271 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | alxmixty | 253 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Ricardo Cat | 143 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cyberbebebe | +2.87 | 66 | 68 |
| #2 | SteKo | +2.05 | 63 | 52 |
| #3 | pApA_ Be1nya | +1.10 | 49 | 52 |
| #4 | Ricardo Cat | -0.25 | 55 | 48 |
| #5 | El1ss | -0.53 | 60 | 36 |





