








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 339 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3739 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,816 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2691 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2681 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2569 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2875 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $549,691 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VaLLu | 80% | 15 |
| #2 | Nasuttajanasu | 73% | 15 |
| #3 | TRASHK1DDO | 73% | 15 |
| #4 | Lollerozar | 72% | 18 |
| #5 | Temuzzi | 72% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VaLLu | +6.02 | 95 | 60 |
| #2 | Temuzzi | +5.02 | 84 | 71 |
| #3 | π₯πͺπππΎ | +4.79 | 91 | 66 |
| #4 | P | +3.72 | 74 | 68 |
| #5 | STEFFE | +2.22 | 61 | 45 |





