








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 828 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 637 matches | ||
| Wingman | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7073 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,283 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5546 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4112 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3827 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5798 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,946,155 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 986 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BlueScarff- | 55% | 47 |
| #2 | Akuma 2.0 | 51% | 41 |
| #3 | sunnyS | 49% | 89 |
| #4 | ✪ ㄖ爪3几 ✪ | 49% | 118 |
| #5 | S̅p̅o̅1̅n̅k̅s̅ | 49% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Destroyer | 12 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | ♛ nEU|2On3K | 11 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Tapsi (Primary Awper & IGL) | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Chill | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | sunnyS | 4 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛ nEU|2On3K | +2.40 | 91 | 67 |
| #2 | BlueScarff- | +1.66 | 78 | 59 |
| #3 | Destroyer | +1.22 | 86 | 66 |
| #4 | Akuma 2.0 | +1.18 | 84 | 64 |
| #5 | Gw[A]che` | +0.66 | 64 | 61 |





