








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1097 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 614 matches | ||
| Faceit | 95 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8051 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,268 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8518 | 29% |
| Smokes | 8535 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5604 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 6611 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,893,676 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 160 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | illusion | 45% | 64 |
| #15 | Šãşüķe Ãjįm | 45% | 111 |
| #16 | Loadshedding.Limbu | 45% | 40 |
| #17 | 2000 | 44% | 39 |
| #18 | LiL_Man | 34% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛ nEU|2On3K | 19 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Destroyer | 17 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | José Mourinho | 7 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | sunnyS | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Tapsi (Primary Awper & IGL) | 6 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛ nEU|2On3K | 1048 | 0.16 | 25 min |
| #2 | Destroyer | 430 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #3 | sunnyS | 387 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #4 | José Mourinho | 320 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #5 | S̅p̅o̅1̅n̅k̅s̅ | 297 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛ nEU|2On3K | +2.14 | 91 | 68 |
| #2 | Loadshedding.Limbu | +2.01 | 67 | 63 |
| #3 | Chill | +0.85 | 81 | 66 |
| #4 | S̅p̅o̅1̅n̅k̅s̅ | +0.21 | 61 | 61 |
| #5 | Destroyer | +0.18 | 84 | 65 |





