








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 771 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 602 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 76 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6799 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,841 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5384 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4896 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3387 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5174 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,681,486 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1689 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #19 | sunnyS | 38% | 42 |
| #20 | ✪ ㄖ爪3几 ✪ | 38% | 77 |
| #21 | Joyboy | 36% | 42 |
| #22 | Chill | 34% | 59 |
| #23 | illusion | 32% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🐴 | +3.18 | 83 | 51 |
| #2 | ♛ nEU|2On3K | +3.02 | 93 | 67 |
| #3 | fyuri 0.0 | +2.14 | 72 | 55 |
| #4 | Akuma 2.0 | +1.60 | 87 | 63 |
| #5 | S̅p̅o̅1̅n̅k̅s̅ | +1.25 | 67 | 65 |





