








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 546 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 215 matches | ||
| Wingman | 62 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3743 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,678 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3787 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5947 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3768 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4176 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $891,580 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 374 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Captain Jürs | 52% | 408 |
| #2 | Floppytheflapy | 52% | 337 |
| #3 | bectram | 52% | 31 |
| #4 | ortieez | 50% | 211 |
| #5 | lil blue frogy | 48% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Floppytheflapy | 52% | 337 |
| #3 | bectram | 52% | 31 |
| #4 | ortieez | 50% | 211 |
| #5 | lil blue frogy | 48% | 126 |
| #6 | Masterkhan | 41% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Floppytheflapy | 20 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Captain Jürs | 16 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | ortieez | 13 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | lil blue frogy | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | bectram | 4 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Floppytheflapy | 1276 | 0.18 | 36 min |
| #2 | Captain Jürs | 693 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #3 | ortieez | 77 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #4 | Masterkhan | 70 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | lil blue frogy | 29 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bob872368 | +1.91 | 72 | 56 |
| #2 | Floppytheflapy | +1.49 | 74 | 69 |
| #3 | Captain Jürs | -0.08 | 56 | 51 |
| #4 | ortieez | -0.64 | 45 | 38 |
| #5 | bectram | -0.86 | 60 | 31 |





