








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 331 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 106 matches | ||
| Wingman | 54 matches | ||
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3092 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,534 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2781 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2472 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1923 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2358 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $382,635 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 34 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miskrit 永遠の炎天照大 | 65% | 31 |
| #2 | Y𝙴𝙴Z𝙴𝙴 ×͜× | 64% | 119 |
| #3 | evoQ | 62% | 121 |
| #4 | SΛΖΟΟ | 58% | 128 |
| #5 | Karol(愛)0521 | 55% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Y𝙴𝙴Z𝙴𝙴 ×͜× | 64% | 119 |
| #3 | evoQ | 62% | 121 |
| #4 | SΛΖΟΟ | 58% | 128 |
| #5 | Karol(愛)0521 | 55% | 137 |
| #6 | Piozak | 55% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SΛΖΟΟ | 27 | 0.0106 |
| #2 | Y𝙴𝙴Z𝙴𝙴 ×͜× | 18 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | evoQ | 17 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | Karol(愛)0521 | 10 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | Miskrit 永遠の炎天照大 | 3 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Y𝙴𝙴Z𝙴𝙴 ×͜× | 499 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #2 | Karol(愛)0521 | 466 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #3 | evoQ | 351 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #4 | SΛΖΟΟ | 252 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | Miskrit 永遠の炎天照大 | 58 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doken | +3.46 | 79 | 65 |
| #2 | evoQ | +1.18 | 78 | 66 |
| #3 | SΛΖΟΟ | +0.60 | 69 | 56 |
| #4 | Miskrit 永遠の炎天照大 | +0.16 | 66 | 56 |
| #5 | Piozak | -0.96 | 76 | 40 |





