








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 146 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Faceit | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2885 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,988 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1775 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1779 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1168 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2266 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $828,916 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 190 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miskrit 永遠の炎天照大 | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | evoQ | 62% | 61 |
| #3 | Karol(愛)0521 | 60% | 80 |
| #4 | Doken | 58% | 128 |
| #5 | balance | 57% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | evoQ | 62% | 61 |
| #3 | Karol(愛)0521 | 60% | 80 |
| #4 | Doken | 58% | 128 |
| #5 | balance | 57% | 35 |
| #6 | Y𝙴𝙴Z𝙴𝙴 ×͜× | 56% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Y𝙴𝙴Z𝙴𝙴 ×͜× | 21 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | Doken | 18 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | Karol(愛)0521 | 10 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | evoQ | 10 | 0.0082 |
| #5 | balance | 6 | 0.0107 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doken | 505 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #2 | Y𝙴𝙴Z𝙴𝙴 ×͜× | 443 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #3 | Karol(愛)0521 | 304 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #4 | evoQ | 193 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #5 | Miskrit 永遠の炎天照大 | 60 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doken | +3.65 | 78 | 66 |
| #2 | SΛΖΟΟ | +2.13 | 72 | 52 |
| #3 | evoQ | +1.35 | 75 | 66 |
| #4 | balance | +1.11 | 74 | 61 |
| #5 | Miskrit 永遠の炎天照大 | -0.13 | 64 | 61 |





