








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1229 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 183 matches | ||
| Faceit | 178 matches | ||
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




97 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6328 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,244 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3263 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1944 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2391 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2646 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,952,117 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1808 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smel :-: | 60% | 63 |
| #2 | rey, | 58% | 130 |
| #3 | fdp | 58% | 36 |
| #4 | σ ³β§π©πΆπ³π³πΒ² | 58% | 196 |
| #5 | Schlomo Shekelstein Goylerberg | 57% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | σ ³β§π©πΆπ³π³πΒ² | 58% | 196 |
| #5 | Schlomo Shekelstein Goylerberg | 57% | 112 |
| #6 | Jivels | 54% | 83 |
| #7 | Teletubbie do guetto | 44% | 36 |
| #8 | BAAAAH | 39% | 229 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BAAAAH | 54 | 0.0154 |
| #2 | Schlomo Shekelstein Goylerberg | 15 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | σ ³β§π©πΆπ³π³πΒ² | 11 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Jivels | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | smel :-: | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | σ ³β§π©πΆπ³π³πΒ² | 733 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #2 | rey, | 281 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | Jivels | 240 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | BAAAAH | 197 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Schlomo Shekelstein Goylerberg | 168 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππ±πΆππΎπππΆ | +1.93 | 73 | 44 |
| #2 | smel :-: | +1.14 | 48 | 60 |
| #3 | rey, | +1.05 | 51 | 74 |
| #4 | σ ³β§π©πΆπ³π³πΒ² | +0.66 | 65 | 63 |
| #5 | Schlomo Shekelstein Goylerberg | +0.36 | 54 | 51 |





