








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 309 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 184 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2108 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,314 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2258 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2155 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1338 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1563 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,896,705 of utility $248 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 295 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | m | 47% | 290 |
| #8 | Jadsta | 47% | 150 |
| #9 | smitty | 45% | 40 |
| #10 | benny the skid | 44% | 131 |
| #11 | MaNiFeST DeSTiNY | 43% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zoinx | 738 | 0.17 | 20 min |
| #2 | m | 630 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #3 | Jadsta | 232 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | benny the skid | 151 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Zekeee | 131 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zoinx | +2.54 | 82 | 69 |
| #2 | ⚡rez | +0.97 | 76 | 54 |
| #3 | sdo | +0.88 | 62 | 57 |
| #4 | Gazoon | +0.61 | 74 | 66 |
| #5 | Jadsta | +0.53 | 69 | 59 |





