








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 399 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1844 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,493 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4020 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3040 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3471 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3962 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $265,592 of utility $44 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 488 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ElTitan | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | alvarobodegon | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | balinho23 | 50% | 120 |
| #4 | lemaaal | 48% | 23 |
| #5 | Brad Pitt | 47% | 143 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | lemaaal | 48% | 23 |
| #5 | Brad Pitt | 47% | 143 |
| #6 | A Baña | 43% | 187 |
| #7 | Fr1sbee | 41% | 190 |
| #8 | QueixoDeTetilla | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | balinho23 | 16 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Fr1sbee | 12 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | A Baña | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | lemaaal | 10 | 0.0210 |
| #5 | Brad Pitt | 9 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fr1sbee | 870 | 0.22 | 19 min |
| #2 | A Baña | 702 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #3 | Brad Pitt | 384 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | balinho23 | 330 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #5 | ElTitan | 61 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | balinho23 | +1.80 | 80 | 71 |
| #2 | A Baña | +1.32 | 57 | 62 |
| #3 | Brad Pitt | +1.21 | 51 | 61 |
| #4 | QueixoDeTetilla | +0.29 | 47 | 59 |
| #5 | alvarobodegon | -0.55 | 60 | 41 |





