








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 606 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 379 matches | ||
| Faceit | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Wingman | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7276 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,288 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8930 | 37% |
| Smokes | 6929 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2439 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 5990 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,801,709 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ma1N∼ | 55% | 166 |
| #4 | c0da | 53% | 49 |
| #5 | seth | 52% | 79 |
| #6 | Dickiry | 52% | 135 |
| #7 | wpn Blur | 49% | 200 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dickiry | 16 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | wpn Blur | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Atlas | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | seth | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | ma1N∼ | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Atlas | 781 | 0.29 | 17 min |
| #2 | ma1N∼ | 611 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #3 | wpn Blur | 597 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #4 | seth | 572 | 0.33 | 17 min |
| #5 | Dickiry | 558 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ma1N∼ | +2.10 | 79 | 61 |
| #2 | seth | +1.49 | 81 | 79 |
| #3 | Dickiry | +1.21 | 67 | 49 |
| #4 | _Tweekz_ | +0.63 | 60 | 62 |
| #5 | c0da | +0.57 | 84 | 62 |





