








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 552 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 173 matches | ||
| Faceit | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4492 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,564 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7541 | 43% |
| Smokes | 4430 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2066 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 3527 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $787,499 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 935 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wpn Blur | 62% | 45 |
| #2 | c0da | 59% | 32 |
| #3 | ma1N∼ | 59% | 59 |
| #4 | _Tweekz_ | 52% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wpn Blur | 62% | 45 |
| #2 | c0da | 59% | 32 |
| #3 | ma1N∼ | 59% | 59 |
| #4 | _Tweekz_ | 52% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _Tweekz_ | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | ma1N∼ | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | wpn Blur | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | c0da | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _Tweekz_ | 306 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | ma1N∼ | 281 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #3 | wpn Blur | 116 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | c0da | 86 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seth | +1.79 | 81 | 74 |
| #2 | c0da | +1.46 | 80 | 61 |
| #3 | ma1N∼ | +1.24 | 76 | 59 |
| #4 | _Tweekz_ | +0.00 | 60 | 63 |
| #5 | wpn Blur | -0.60 | 77 | 55 |





