








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 396 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 172 matches | ||
| Faceit | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4394 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,968 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3687 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2663 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4256 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2362 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,279,811 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ⛧Cheese⛧ | 46% | 37 |
| #7 | wpn Blur | 44% | 246 |
| #8 | MaceGang | 39% | 28 |
| #9 | Coolbreeze935 | 38% | 21 |
| #10 | _RevisionCS | 31% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wpn Blur | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | seth | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | _Tweekz_ | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | c0da | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | _RevisionCS | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ma1N∼ | +1.64 | 78 | 60 |
| #2 | seth | +1.48 | 80 | 78 |
| #3 | c0da | +1.29 | 85 | 64 |
| #4 | wpn Blur | -0.49 | 77 | 54 |
| #5 | _Tweekz_ | -0.75 | 58 | 62 |





