








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2062 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 532 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 341 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 184 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 134 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




217 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
16609 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 90,097 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 31019 | 34% |
| Smokes | 17812 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 24594 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 16672 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,451,187 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6595 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | makusha | 70% | 284 |
| #2 | Magnus | 68% | 764 |
| #3 | bara | 61% | 531 |
| #4 | Goose | 56% | 397 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | makusha | 70% | 284 |
| #2 | Magnus | 68% | 764 |
| #3 | bara | 61% | 531 |
| #4 | Goose | 56% | 397 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magnus | 95 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | bara | 59 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | Goose | 33 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | makusha | 18 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magnus | 1613 | 0.11 | 44 min |
| #2 | bara | 1179 | 0.11 | 32 min |
| #3 | Goose | 631 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #4 | makusha | 307 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magnus | +4.00 | 87 | 62 |
| #2 | makusha | +2.67 | 72 | 42 |
| #3 | sukuna | +1.87 | 84 | 87 |
| #4 | bara | +0.96 | 88 | 66 |
| #5 | Goose | +0.11 | 83 | 54 |





