








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 356 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 273 matches | ||
| Faceit | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5304 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,910 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3151 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3067 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4264 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1428 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,423,213 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 411 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magnus | 71% | 87 |
| #2 | bara | 58% | 122 |
| #3 | sukuna | 56% | 397 |
| #4 | Demo | 50% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magnus | 71% | 87 |
| #2 | bara | 58% | 122 |
| #3 | sukuna | 56% | 397 |
| #4 | Demo | 50% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sukuna | 49 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | bara | 13 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Magnus | 12 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sukuna | 2051 | 0.26 | 55 min |
| #2 | bara | 306 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #3 | Magnus | 231 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | Demo | 38 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magnus | +4.56 | 85 | 69 |
| #2 | sukuna | +1.48 | 82 | 88 |
| #3 | bara | +0.55 | 88 | 68 |
| #4 | Goose | -0.01 | 81 | 55 |
| #5 | Demo | -0.38 | 70 | 66 |





