








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 677 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 348 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 77 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 85 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




105 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8569 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,632 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9798 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6467 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 8592 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 6775 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,010,785 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1214 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magnus | 70% | 213 |
| #2 | sukuna | 61% | 531 |
| #3 | Goose | 58% | 122 |
| #4 | RAGERRR | 55% | 121 |
| #5 | kugli *<:P | 55% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | RAGERRR | 55% | 121 |
| #5 | kugli *<:P | 55% | 123 |
| #6 | rojo | 53% | 62 |
| #7 | sekoyadanyo | 52% | 114 |
| #8 | zenden 」 | 47% | 214 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sukuna | 73 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | Magnus | 23 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | Goose | 11 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | zenden 」 | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | kugli *<:P | 5 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sukuna | 2524 | 0.24 | 71 min |
| #2 | zenden 」 | 1205 | 0.28 | 28 min |
| #3 | Magnus | 494 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #4 | sekoyadanyo | 370 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #5 | kugli *<:P | 326 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magnus | +4.24 | 87 | 64 |
| #2 | sukuna | +1.88 | 84 | 88 |
| #3 | RAGERRR | +0.94 | 60 | 62 |
| #4 | bara | +0.91 | 88 | 67 |
| #5 | sekoyadanyo | +0.63 | 77 | 70 |





