








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2072 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 215 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




79 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10399 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,670 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2185 | 13% |
| Smokes | 4155 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6049 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 4281 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,676,228 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3428 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magnus | 73% | 135 |
| #2 | Nico Santos | 70% | 87 |
| #3 | sukuna | 70% | 284 |
| #4 | ERKAN gmbh | 62% | 161 |
| #5 | RAGERRR | 60% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | sukuna | 70% | 284 |
| #4 | ERKAN gmbh | 62% | 161 |
| #5 | RAGERRR | 60% | 58 |
| #6 | luc39 | 57% | 147 |
| #7 | xSalva | 57% | 203 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sukuna | 41 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | Magnus | 24 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | ERKAN gmbh | 20 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | xSalva | 15 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | luc39 | 6 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xSalva | 1427 | 0.36 | 39 min |
| #2 | sukuna | 1403 | 0.27 | 43 min |
| #3 | ERKAN gmbh | 488 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #4 | luc39 | 282 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | Magnus | 265 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magnus | +4.86 | 91 | 64 |
| #2 | makusha | +2.91 | 74 | 41 |
| #3 | sukuna | +2.02 | 88 | 87 |
| #4 | Nico Santos | +1.26 | 63 | 60 |
| #5 | luc39 | +0.80 | 75 | 56 |





