








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 857 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 90 matches | ||
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5577 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,468 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3529 | 17% |
| Smokes | 6439 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5192 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5308 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,911,204 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 690 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anne Pro 2 Frank Edition | 65% | 78 |
| #2 | XXX | 65% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anne Pro 2 Frank Edition | 65% | 78 |
| #2 | XXX | 65% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XXX | 20 | 0.0117 |
| #2 | Anne Pro 2 Frank Edition | 12 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XXX | 191 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | Anne Pro 2 Frank Edition | 159 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anne Pro 2 Frank Edition | +3.28 | 83 | 55 |
| #2 | Shikazze | +1.49 | 66 | 59 |
| #3 | XXX | -2.78 | 31 | 42 |





