








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1057 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 250 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5202 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,793 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6550 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5737 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4426 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5080 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,302,972 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 496 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cr4zy | 64% | 106 |
| #2 | ✪NuAr0 夜 | 59% | 86 |
| #3 | 🌀JohnJayJackson🌀 | 59% | 27 |
| #4 | Mr.T | 59% | 95 |
| #5 | Wuestenschlange | 58% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Leiflekit | 57% | 102 |
| #7 | r3beW | 56% | 25 |
| #8 | Ecki | 50% | 196 |
| #9 | kito7 7 7 | 46% | 37 |
| #10 | maqueenya♛ | 38% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ecki | 14 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Leiflekit | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Cr4zy | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | 🌀JohnJayJackson🌀 | 4 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | Mr.T | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ecki | 491 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #2 | Leiflekit | 368 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #3 | Mr.T | 328 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #4 | Cr4zy | 234 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | ✪NuAr0 夜 | 219 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wuestenschlange | +5.23 | 82 | 55 |
| #2 | Mr.T | +2.52 | 86 | 66 |
| #3 | Cr4zy | +2.40 | 87 | 60 |
| #4 | janer giovannison | +0.84 | 76 | 73 |
| #5 | ✪NuAr0 夜 | +0.60 | 72 | 66 |





