








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 375 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3048 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,046 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3343 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2845 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2614 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2244 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $779,264 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maqueenya♛ | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | janer giovannison | 64% | 106 |
| #3 | Ecki | 59% | 49 |
| #4 | ✪NuAr0 夜 | 59% | 135 |
| #5 | Mr.T | 57% | 190 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ✪NuAr0 夜 | 59% | 135 |
| #5 | Mr.T | 57% | 190 |
| #6 | Leiflekit | 55% | 200 |
| #7 | miinus | Pvpro.com | 54% | 48 |
| #8 | r3beW | 53% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leiflekit | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | ✪NuAr0 夜 | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | r3beW | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | janer giovannison | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | miinus | Pvpro.com | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.T | 618 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #2 | Leiflekit | 539 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #3 | r3beW | 371 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #4 | ✪NuAr0 夜 | 354 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #5 | janer giovannison | 265 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cr4zy | +1.69 | 87 | 62 |
| #2 | Mr.T | +1.43 | 85 | 69 |
| #3 | janer giovannison | +0.00 | 73 | 71 |
| #4 | r3beW | -0.25 | 74 | 72 |
| #5 | ✪NuAr0 夜 | -0.28 | 69 | 65 |





