








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 232 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 174 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3241 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,404 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3233 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2976 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1622 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2573 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,265,052 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 153 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | janer giovannison | 57% | 102 |
| #2 | r3beW | 55% | 38 |
| #3 | Cr4zy | 55% | 200 |
| #4 | Ecki | 55% | 31 |
| #5 | ✪NuAr0 夜 | 54% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ✪NuAr0 夜 | 54% | 124 |
| #6 | nevl *holyenergy | 53% | 34 |
| #7 | Mr.T | 53% | 194 |
| #8 | miinus | Pvpro.com | 49% | 49 |
| #9 | benny:v | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cr4zy | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | ✪NuAr0 夜 | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | janer giovannison | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Mr.T | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Ecki | 3 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.T | 594 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #2 | Cr4zy | 438 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #3 | ✪NuAr0 夜 | 319 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | janer giovannison | 251 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | nevl *holyenergy | 215 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nevl *holyenergy | +2.90 | 82 | 65 |
| #2 | benny:v | +1.73 | 91 | 71 |
| #3 | Mr.T | +1.27 | 83 | 68 |
| #4 | Cr4zy | +1.00 | 86 | 61 |
| #5 | miinus | Pvpro.com | +0.13 | 87 | 53 |





