








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 630 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 320 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3451 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,212 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2355 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2471 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3611 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2775 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,449,286 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | not Rami | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | prefire Jerry | 58% | 73 |
| #3 | Pietsukka | 51% | 377 |
| #4 | maikha | 50% | 134 |
| #5 | eml | 49% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pietsukka | 1002 | 0.13 | 24 min |
| #2 | prefire Jerry | 406 | 0.27 | 10 min |
| #3 | maikha | 302 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | eml | 118 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | not Rami | 64 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | not Rami | +2.60 | 73 | 60 |
| #2 | Hanzk1 | +1.35 | 61 | 63 |
| #3 | prefire Jerry | +1.23 | 62 | 67 |
| #4 | eml | +1.13 | 71 | 65 |
| #5 | Pietsukka | -0.27 | 59 | 63 |





