








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1737 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 653 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8183 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,363 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6580 | 24% |
| Smokes | 7282 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7127 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6374 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,737,580 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 524 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hanzk1 | 51% | 377 |
| #2 | not Rami | 49% | 96 |
| #3 | maikha | 48% | 218 |
| #4 | prefire Jerry | 48% | 162 |
| #5 | eml | 44% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | not Rami | 49% | 96 |
| #3 | maikha | 48% | 218 |
| #4 | prefire Jerry | 48% | 162 |
| #5 | eml | 44% | 82 |
| #6 | Steffe | 40% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prefire Jerry | 23 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | Hanzk1 | 18 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | maikha | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | eml | 8 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | not Rami | 6 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prefire Jerry | 973 | 0.29 | 22 min |
| #2 | Hanzk1 | 660 | 0.08 | 23 min |
| #3 | maikha | 522 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #4 | not Rami | 252 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | eml | 154 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | not Rami | +3.81 | 72 | 64 |
| #2 | Hanzk1 | +1.26 | 60 | 63 |
| #3 | eml | +0.95 | 71 | 62 |
| #4 | prefire Jerry | +0.66 | 65 | 66 |
| #5 | Pietsukka | +0.15 | 59 | 63 |





