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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Wingman | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1391 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 826 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 39 | 5% |
| Smokes | 302 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 236 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 249 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $348,045 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 457 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4000 | 46% | 150 |
| #2 | Adam "Arisk" Operchal | 42% | 19 |
| #3 | Lord Stonewall | 41% | 27 |
| #4 | Bamsepojken | 40% | 117 |
| #5 | konsnylten | 39% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Lord Stonewall | 41% | 27 |
| #4 | Bamsepojken | 40% | 117 |
| #5 | konsnylten | 39% | 132 |
| #6 | Drake | 36% | 137 |
| #7 | Leckan3 | 32% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bamsepojken | 38 | 0.0160 |
| #2 | Drake | 29 | 0.0113 |
| #3 | 4000 | 15 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | Adam "Arisk" Operchal | 15 | 0.0404 |
| #5 | konsnylten | 11 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | konsnylten | 440 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #2 | 4000 | 330 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | Bamsepojken | 204 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Drake | 130 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Adam "Arisk" Operchal | 38 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lord Stonewall | +6.05 | 83 | 27 |
| #2 | 4000 | +2.89 | 37 | 42 |
| #3 | Drake | +1.91 | 46 | 27 |
| #4 | Adam "Arisk" Operchal | +1.53 | 32 | 48 |
| #5 | Leckan3 | +0.62 | 50 | 7 |





