








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 515 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 200 matches | ||
| Wingman | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2552 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,710 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1765 | 37% |
| Smokes | 535 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 1750 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 660 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,040,690 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 119 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Madiii | 46% | 150 |
| #2 | Lord Stonewall | 44% | 84 |
| #3 | Bamsepojken | 43% | 274 |
| #4 | Drake | 43% | 87 |
| #5 | Adam "Arisk" Operchal | 40% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bamsepojken | 58 | 0.0117 |
| #2 | Lord Stonewall | 27 | 0.0153 |
| #3 | Adam "Arisk" Operchal | 27 | 0.0291 |
| #4 | inzglad | 27 | 0.0436 |
| #5 | Madiii | 26 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bamsepojken | 444 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | konsnylten | 389 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | Adam "Arisk" Operchal | 128 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | Drake | 79 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Lord Stonewall | 50 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lord Stonewall | +4.89 | 81 | 29 |
| #2 | 4000 | +1.32 | 35 | 34 |
| #3 | Drake | +1.20 | 41 | 26 |
| #4 | inzglad | +0.26 | 36 | 3 |
| #5 | Adam "Arisk" Operchal | +0.20 | 42 | 45 |





