








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 579 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 217 matches | ||
| Wingman | 159 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




90 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2501 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,510 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2133 | 47% |
| Smokes | 813 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1038 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 526 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $978,199 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1756 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4000 | 43% | 274 |
| #2 | Drake | 40% | 107 |
| #3 | Madiii | 40% | 117 |
| #4 | Lord Stonewall | 40% | 93 |
| #5 | Adam "Arisk" Operchal | 36% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adam "Arisk" Operchal | 46 | 0.0364 |
| #2 | inzglad | 38 | 0.0383 |
| #3 | Lord Stonewall | 33 | 0.0177 |
| #4 | Madiii | 29 | 0.0122 |
| #5 | 4000 | 20 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4000 | 351 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #2 | konsnylten | 271 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | Adam "Arisk" Operchal | 173 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | Drake | 94 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Lord Stonewall | 50 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lord Stonewall | +5.33 | 80 | 30 |
| #2 | Drake | +1.41 | 41 | 27 |
| #3 | 4000 | +1.15 | 34 | 32 |
| #4 | Adam "Arisk" Operchal | +0.45 | 46 | 39 |
| #5 | Bamsepojken | -0.36 | 25 | 29 |





