








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 695 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 254 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4445 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,924 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4462 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5298 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5075 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5089 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,847,237 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 541 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PedroZER | 59% | 283 |
| #2 | Mexic Original | 52% | 79 |
| #3 | TemPz | 50% | 227 |
| #4 | Mpk' | 50% | 34 |
| #5 | Valturion | 49% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Mexic Original | 52% | 79 |
| #3 | TemPz | 50% | 227 |
| #4 | Mpk' | 50% | 34 |
| #5 | Valturion | 49% | 61 |
| #6 | BARBAPATATE | 45% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PedroZER | 21 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | TemPz | 20 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Mexic Original | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Valturion | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TemPz | 714 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #2 | PedroZER | 578 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #3 | Mexic Original | 136 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | BARBAPATATE | 76 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Mpk' | 71 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PedroZER | +3.95 | 89 | 63 |
| #2 | Mexic Original | +1.50 | 61 | 59 |
| #3 | Valturion | +0.33 | 60 | 32 |
| #4 | BILLY13000 | -0.35 | 67 | 59 |
| #5 | Mpk' | -0.44 | 64 | 78 |





