








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 365 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2366 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,693 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3540 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3568 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3466 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3119 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,108,664 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p4r | 52% | 21 |
| #2 | BILLY13000 | 50% | 227 |
| #3 | Valturion | 48% | 77 |
| #4 | Mexic Original | 47% | 189 |
| #5 | PedroZER | 46% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BILLY13000 | 429 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #2 | Mexic Original | 323 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | PedroZER | 204 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | BARBAPATATE | 103 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | p4r | 74 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PedroZER | +3.63 | 90 | 64 |
| #2 | p4r | +0.84 | 50 | 80 |
| #3 | Mexic Original | +0.83 | 62 | 63 |
| #4 | Valturion | +0.55 | 64 | 34 |
| #5 | BILLY13000 | -0.29 | 66 | 58 |





