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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 131 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 421 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3976 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,850 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2388 | 15% |
| Smokes | 5003 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4256 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4203 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,998,016 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 162 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mexic Original | 10 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | TemPz | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | p4r | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | kAYOUUUUUUUUUUUUU | 4 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | PedroZER | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mexic Original | 726 | 0.09 | 18 min |
| #2 | PedroZER | 349 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | p4r | 348 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #4 | TemPz | 331 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | kAYOUUUUUUUUUUUUU | 154 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PedroZER | +3.95 | 88 | 67 |
| #2 | p4r | +1.28 | 48 | 75 |
| #3 | kAYOUUUUUUUUUUUUU | +0.85 | 52 | 65 |
| #4 | Mexic Original | +0.84 | 61 | 61 |
| #5 | Valturion | +0.65 | 56 | 36 |





