








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1118 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 540 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 69 matches | ||
| Wingman | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 209 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8384 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,944 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6461 | 18% |
| Smokes | 10478 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 7794 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 10211 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,939,935 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 256 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TemPz | 18 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | BARBAPATATE | 4 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | BILLY13000 | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | jason | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | p4r | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TemPz | 575 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #2 | BARBAPATATE | 407 | 0.05 | 10 min |
| #3 | p4r | 282 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #4 | PedroZER | 265 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #5 | Valturion | 154 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jason | +3.49 | 74 | 64 |
| #2 | PedroZER | +3.41 | 87 | 67 |
| #3 | p4r | +1.31 | 54 | 74 |
| #4 | Mexic Original | +1.14 | 65 | 60 |
| #5 | Valturion | +0.30 | 58 | 34 |





