








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 617 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 186 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2136 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,621 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1483 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1944 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1906 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2288 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,200,722 of utility $233 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 606 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ambriss#believe | 63% | 24 |
| #2 | C-L-3-M | 52% | 162 |
| #3 | LSF | 51% | 69 |
| #4 | YaZz | 51% | 99 |
| #5 | Wilson Woldroft | 49% | 172 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wilson Woldroft | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | C-L-3-M | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Sat0shi | 4 | 0.0110 |
| #4 | LSF | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | YaZz | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C-L-3-M | 754 | 0.22 | 23 min |
| #2 | Wilson Woldroft | 624 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #3 | YaZz | 338 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #4 | LSF | 134 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Ambriss#believe | 105 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LSF | +3.56 | 61 | 65 |
| #2 | Ambriss#believe | +0.45 | 47 | 63 |
| #3 | Pixe | -0.01 | 63 | 58 |
| #4 | C-L-3-M | -0.34 | 48 | 73 |
| #5 | YaZz | -0.73 | 64 | 55 |





