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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1671 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 128 matches | ||
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Wingman | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8638 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,111 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2799 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3920 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5152 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5240 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,800,706 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1104 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Versus | 64% | 134 |
| #2 | Ikki | 62% | 316 |
| #3 | NeoBlue | 60% | 129 |
| #4 | vroum bam | 58% | 235 |
| #5 | YaZz | 55% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | YaZz | 55% | 112 |
| #6 | Wilson Woldroft | 51% | 67 |
| #7 | Pixe | 51% | 69 |
| #8 | C-L-3-M | 51% | 75 |
| #9 | As2k DROP.SKIN | 50% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vroum bam | 11 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Ikki | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Versus | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | NeoBlue | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | YaZz | 4 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vroum bam | 462 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #2 | Ikki | 406 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #3 | YaZz | 357 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | C-L-3-M | 347 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #5 | Wilson Woldroft | 324 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LSF | +5.20 | 78 | 59 |
| #2 | Ikki | +1.07 | 69 | 56 |
| #3 | NeoBlue | -0.50 | 56 | 44 |
| #4 | Versus | -0.72 | 58 | 54 |
| #5 | YaZz | -0.78 | 70 | 58 |





