








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1108 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 447 matches | ||
| Premier | 140 matches | ||
| Wingman | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7359 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,801 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7259 | 26% |
| Smokes | 9374 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 4196 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 6972 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,215,923 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 441 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Max | 54% | 97 |
| #2 | aDrix | 52% | 152 |
| #3 | Pixe | 52% | 162 |
| #4 | YaZz | 51% | 147 |
| #5 | LSF | 51% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | aDrix | 52% | 152 |
| #3 | Pixe | 52% | 162 |
| #4 | YaZz | 51% | 147 |
| #5 | LSF | 51% | 75 |
| #6 | Wilson Woldroft | 49% | 275 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wilson Woldroft | 10 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Pixe | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | aDrix | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Max | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | YaZz | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wilson Woldroft | 903 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #2 | Max | 465 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #3 | YaZz | 452 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #4 | aDrix | 423 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #5 | Pixe | 210 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LSF | +3.44 | 60 | 65 |
| #2 | Max | +1.58 | 79 | 51 |
| #3 | C-L-3-M | +0.43 | 53 | 67 |
| #4 | aDrix | +0.39 | 60 | 50 |
| #5 | Pixe | -0.66 | 56 | 61 |





