








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 410 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 218 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2834 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,280 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1184 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1832 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2480 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2784 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,183,460 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 179 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | almostpr0- | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | ? Ying Yong | 52% | 42 |
| #3 | Kuda | 52% | 229 |
| #4 | FriS | 51% | 321 |
| #5 | Krisis | 49% | 276 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ? Ying Yong | 52% | 42 |
| #3 | Kuda | 52% | 229 |
| #4 | FriS | 51% | 321 |
| #5 | Krisis | 49% | 276 |
| #6 | Tomijs Belbijs | 48% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krisis | 26 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | FriS | 18 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Kuda | 11 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Tomijs Belbijs | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | almostpr0- | 4 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krisis | 1013 | 0.17 | 29 min |
| #2 | Kuda | 635 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #3 | FriS | 606 | 0.09 | 17 min |
| #4 | Tomijs Belbijs | 258 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | ? Ying Yong | 88 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | almostpr0- | +5.73 | 86 | 75 |
| #2 | FriS | +3.64 | 93 | 67 |
| #3 | Krisis | +1.32 | 73 | 70 |
| #4 | ? Ying Yong | -1.36 | 61 | 59 |
| #5 | Kuda | -1.39 | 59 | 67 |





