








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2051 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 354 matches | ||
| Wingman | 201 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 100 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9696 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,464 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3537 | 18% |
| Smokes | 5583 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4687 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5657 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,292,587 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 672 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | almostpr0- | 66% | 47 |
| #2 | ? Ying Yong | 55% | 66 |
| #3 | Plekste | 51% | 321 |
| #4 | Kuda | 50% | 394 |
| #5 | Krisis | 50% | 569 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Plekste | 51% | 321 |
| #4 | Kuda | 50% | 394 |
| #5 | Krisis | 50% | 569 |
| #6 | Lakjeee | 48% | 46 |
| #7 | Tomijs Belbijs | 47% | 217 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krisis | 59 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Plekste | 32 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Kuda | 22 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Tomijs Belbijs | 11 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | almostpr0- | 5 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krisis | 1741 | 0.15 | 49 min |
| #2 | Kuda | 1096 | 0.13 | 30 min |
| #3 | Plekste | 387 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #4 | Tomijs Belbijs | 333 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #5 | Lakjeee | 197 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | almostpr0- | +5.09 | 85 | 75 |
| #2 | FriS | +3.29 | 94 | 61 |
| #3 | Krisis | +1.14 | 75 | 65 |
| #4 | ? Ying Yong | -0.79 | 66 | 59 |
| #5 | Lakjeee | -0.88 | 54 | 64 |





