








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 324 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1817 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,225 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1188 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1328 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1950 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1759 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $672,016 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 134 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuda | 50% | 144 |
| #2 | ? Ying Yong | 48% | 23 |
| #3 | Plekste | 48% | 159 |
| #4 | FriS | 47% | 217 |
| #5 | Krisis | 47% | 184 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ? Ying Yong | 48% | 23 |
| #3 | Plekste | 48% | 159 |
| #4 | FriS | 47% | 217 |
| #5 | Krisis | 47% | 184 |
| #6 | Lakjeee | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krisis | 22 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Plekste | 16 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | FriS | 12 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Kuda | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | ? Ying Yong | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krisis | 743 | 0.18 | 23 min |
| #2 | FriS | 426 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #3 | Kuda | 399 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #4 | Plekste | 228 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Lakjeee | 67 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FriS | +4.10 | 93 | 66 |
| #2 | Krisis | +1.59 | 74 | 70 |
| #3 | Lakjeee | -0.94 | 57 | 70 |
| #4 | ? Ying Yong | -0.99 | 63 | 60 |
| #5 | Kuda | -1.36 | 57 | 65 |





