








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1418 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 312 matches | ||
| Wingman | 155 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6230 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,262 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5476 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3969 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3725 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4092 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,287,854 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 583 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ? Ying Yong | 51% | 49 |
| #2 | Kuda | 51% | 313 |
| #3 | FriS | 50% | 569 |
| #4 | Plekste | 49% | 276 |
| #5 | Tomijs Belbijs | 47% | 184 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Kuda | 51% | 313 |
| #3 | FriS | 50% | 569 |
| #4 | Plekste | 49% | 276 |
| #5 | Tomijs Belbijs | 47% | 184 |
| #6 | Lakjeee | 46% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FriS | 32 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Plekste | 23 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Kuda | 17 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Tomijs Belbijs | 11 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | ? Ying Yong | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FriS | 921 | 0.08 | 26 min |
| #2 | Kuda | 907 | 0.13 | 25 min |
| #3 | Plekste | 330 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #4 | Tomijs Belbijs | 290 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #5 | Lakjeee | 167 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FriS | +3.25 | 94 | 63 |
| #2 | Krisis | +1.20 | 75 | 65 |
| #3 | Lakjeee | -0.73 | 53 | 64 |
| #4 | ? Ying Yong | -1.13 | 66 | 58 |
| #5 | Kuda | -1.95 | 60 | 64 |





