








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 62 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1968 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,703 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1193 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1735 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1323 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1452 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $757,792 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 133 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wilso | 83% | 12 |
| #2 | deckle- | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | VikesCatgirl | 62% | 39 |
| #4 | SAV | TroyjanHorse | 60% | 15 |
| #5 | JachPot | 60% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JachPot | 473 | 0.26 | 11 min |
| #2 | Chet | 144 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | VikesCatgirl | 85 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | UKCats | 81 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Simpleboo.com | 56 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chet | +3.79 | 78 | 58 |
| #2 | Wilso | +2.57 | 83 | 48 |
| #3 | deckle- | +2.40 | 73 | 51 |
| #4 | Simpleboo.com | +2.13 | 82 | 63 |
| #5 | VikesCatgirl | +1.84 | 71 | 60 |





