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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 319 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 90 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




90 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2865 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,997 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3789 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4481 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4587 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4140 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $952,707 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 921 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dihzaist | 100 | 0.0240 |
| #2 | aspect999 | 64 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | . Thoro. | 44 | 0.0154 |
| #4 | Morse | 33 | 0.0168 |
| #5 | jyrtti . | 16 | 0.0146 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aspect999 | 1858 | 0.23 | 40 min |
| #2 | Dihzaist | 950 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #3 | jyrtti . | 278 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #4 | Morse | 256 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | burgulantori | 162 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | burgulantori | +10.59 | 75 | 53 |
| #2 | aspect999 | +8.14 | 83 | 60 |
| #3 | jyrtti . | +6.13 | 71 | 48 |
| #4 | Dihzaist | -2.19 | 36 | 37 |
| #5 | esa nahka | -2.76 | 58 | 47 |





