








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1614 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 502 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




129 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11420 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,078 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9792 | 33% |
| Smokes | 8069 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6456 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5761 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,391,993 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3927 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dihzaist | 42% | 310 |
| #2 | esa nahka | 41% | 418 |
| #3 | . Thoro. | 27% | 160 |
| #4 | Morse | 17% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dihzaist | 42% | 310 |
| #2 | esa nahka | 41% | 418 |
| #3 | . Thoro. | 27% | 160 |
| #4 | Morse | 17% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dihzaist | 155 | 0.0264 |
| #2 | esa nahka | 66 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | Morse | 39 | 0.0141 |
| #4 | . Thoro. | 38 | 0.0123 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dihzaist | 1429 | 0.24 | 18 min |
| #2 | esa nahka | 1243 | 0.15 | 22 min |
| #3 | Morse | 317 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | . Thoro. | 30 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aspect999 | +7.11 | 82 | 61 |
| #2 | Dihzaist | -1.62 | 33 | 36 |
| #3 | esa nahka | -2.94 | 54 | 46 |
| #4 | Morse | -5.66 | 21 | 32 |
| #5 | . Thoro. | -7.43 | 4 | 7 |





