








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 244 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
670 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 457 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 101 | 22% |
| Smokes | 89 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 120 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 147 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $120,340 of utility $26 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6691 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Dihzaist | 29% | 83 |
| #5 | aspect999 | 27% | 160 |
| #6 | jyrtti . | 27% | 15 |
| #7 | Morse | 20% | 61 |
| #8 | ROPOMBA | 14% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dihzaist | 48 | 0.0303 |
| #2 | esa nahka | 36 | 0.0126 |
| #3 | aspect999 | 28 | 0.0090 |
| #4 | Morse | 23 | 0.0197 |
| #5 | ROPOMBA | 12 | 0.0158 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aspect999 | 850 | 0.27 | 19 min |
| #2 | esa nahka | 576 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #3 | Dihzaist | 509 | 0.32 | 6 min |
| #4 | burgulantori | 185 | 0.31 | 2 min |
| #5 | Morse | 124 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | burgulantori | +13.16 | 71 | 51 |
| #2 | jyrtti . | +12.51 | 54 | 58 |
| #3 | aspect999 | +10.04 | 76 | 60 |
| #4 | Dihzaist | -0.58 | 33 | 35 |
| #5 | esa nahka | -1.64 | 63 | 46 |





