








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 495 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Faceit | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3222 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,644 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2721 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3465 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2454 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2004 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,618,704 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 839 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rebels | 66% | 59 |
| #2 | ヤESOR | 65% | 23 |
| #3 | ᏁᎧᎮᏋ | 63% | 64 |
| #4 | itz_Sic | 60% | 40 |
| #5 | Arch3r | 58% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Arch3r | 58% | 38 |
| #6 | Mr. Potato Aim | 54% | 35 |
| #7 | Dustman | 53% | 110 |
| #8 | Netscape | 53% | 57 |
| #9 | ANiggahThatWillTakeYaBitch | 32% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ANiggahThatWillTakeYaBitch | 6 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | Dustman | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Netscape | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Arch3r | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dustman | 433 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #2 | ᏁᎧᎮᏋ | 410 | 0.28 | 13 min |
| #3 | Mr. Potato Aim | 234 | 0.31 | 6 min |
| #4 | itz_Sic | 172 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #5 | Rebels | 75 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᏁᎧᎮᏋ | +3.50 | 75 | 81 |
| #2 | Arch3r | +3.26 | 76 | 50 |
| #3 | Mr. Potato Aim | +1.94 | 94 | 69 |
| #4 | Netscape | +1.71 | 59 | 51 |
| #5 | ANiggahThatWillTakeYaBitch | +0.60 | 46 | 31 |





