








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 905 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 129 matches | ||
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 239 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




220 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2699 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,960 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2663 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3215 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3507 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2575 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $962,102 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 517 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Шοοđ | 50% | 30 |
| #2 | SoulGaming | 48% | 82 |
| #3 | chOnk | 47% | 36 |
| #4 | Ophiace | 47% | 32 |
| #5 | Zebruary | 46% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f1mple | 155 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #2 | fentyleanin | 150 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | chOnk | 111 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | rayzaya | 82 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | SoulGaming | 81 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f1mple | +4.05 | 46 | 68 |
| #2 | Zebruary | +3.27 | 75 | 21 |
| #3 | SoulGaming | +2.62 | 56 | 61 |
| #4 | chOnk | +2.27 | 59 | 32 |
| #5 | s n o o z e | +1.57 | 56 | 16 |





